terça-feira, 9 de novembro de 2010

New Zealand




Dear Tom,


How are you doing ? Finally I've booked my ticket to New Zealand. Can't wait! I'm busy planning, but I have a few favours to ask you.


First, can I stay in your house ? If I can't, no problem. I will stay in a cheap hotel. And when I arrive, can you meet me at the airport or do you prefer me to get a taxi ?


I also want to know what places are we going to visit ? Are the places fun ? Do you have any good sites I should looked ? And the people, are they polite or rude ? I saw in a newspaper that the Global Warming doesn't stop New Zealand will from sinking, is it true ?


Finally, the weather in New Zealand is good, but I'm very worried about my clothes. I bought a lot of cold clothes. But I won't get crazy.




See you soon


João

Crocodile Monster


One evening, James was driving on a road when his car broke down. When James opened the door of the car, the same door slammed. The wind was blowing when his wife gasped in fear, because she saw a big and iluminated in the space.

James was calling an attendant, but nobody answered. So he decided to go on some meters to searchfor help. When they were walking, his wife took a deep breath and told whole to her husband. James didn't believe and continued his trip.

Some minutes after, James tried again his last call and this time someone answered. The woman said that a rescue would come by the next day.

_ James look ahead - said his wife

In front of them, there was a big crocodile monster and the woman screamed.

_ I've warned you about the iluminated ball and now there is a big crocodile in front of us, wanting to dine us.

The big crocodile monster got closer and ate the two scaried adults.